“What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for 400,000”

“you aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.”

“if it's the best of anything, i have to have one. (when passing a food stand claiming to serve the world's best subways)”

“Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore. ”

“we're all bozos on the bus,so might as well sit backand enjoy the ride.”

“The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak.”

“If you want breakfast in bed, you have to concider sleeping in the kitchen>”