“I appreciated art, long before I could produce it.”

“For most people, art is only valuable if other people say it is; and artists are only worthwhile if they are either rich and famous, or dead.”

“Today, I attended a friend's birthday party dressed as a ninja. I soon discovered that ninjas are very misunderstood.”

“I've been told, by various people, that I think too much. This is incorrect! The truth is that I deliberately challenge people to think more than they would like to.”

“I have been so very, very fortunate in my life. I've met or been in contact with several of my childhood heroes. I've interacted with people all over this planet, and even though I couldn't possibly hope to remember all their names, I remember a photograph, a poem, a sound, a joke, kind words of encouragement. All is not lost.”

“I don't like zombie movies, they're just plain silly.”

“My mother, my psychiatrist and an assortment of sedatives eventually convinced me I was delusional.”