“I don't like zombie movies, they're just plain silly.”
“This is the part in the movie where that guy says, "Zombies? What zombies?" just before they eat his brains. I don't want to be that guy.”
“Children are like poems. They're beautiful -- to their creators -- but to others they're just silly and fucking annoying.”
“I fell, okay?""Then clawed your way out like a bad zombie movie?”
“I stared at him. "David, that's prison movies, not zombie movie.”
“Women? Women are like...thunderstorms. They're beautiful to look at, and sometimes they're nice to listen to-but most of the time they're just plain inconvenient.”