“I have been so very, very fortunate in my life. I've met or been in contact with several of my childhood heroes. I've interacted with people all over this planet, and even though I couldn't possibly hope to remember all their names, I remember a photograph, a poem, a sound, a joke, kind words of encouragement. All is not lost.”

“I've been told, by various people, that I think too much. This is incorrect! The truth is that I deliberately challenge people to think more than they would like to.”

“I've decided I don't like books that end with 'The End'. The fact that there are no more pages, suggests to me that the book has ended.”

“Today, I attended a friend's birthday party dressed as a ninja. I soon discovered that ninjas are very misunderstood.”

“I feel the deepest, heartfelt pity for any adult who has never been in love.”

“My mother, my psychiatrist and an assortment of sedatives eventually convinced me I was delusional.”

“I see you have returned, my love; and your mood is as dark as ever. Did your soldiers not adore you to your complete satisfaction?”