“Instead of loving people and using money, people often love money and use people.”

“Helping people and putting smiles on their faces is a great, great thing. God only knows why more people don't do it more often.”

“Often, what people don't say tell you more about the nature of their insecurities than what they do say.”

“Bad people? What kind of bad people? Members of the Church of Satan? Insurance salesmen? People who don’t speak English?”

“So often, the discarded love of youth is desperately yearned for in maturity.”

“For most people, art is only valuable if other people say it is; and artists are only worthwhile if they are either rich and famous, or dead.”

“I've been told, by various people, that I think too much. This is incorrect! The truth is that I deliberately challenge people to think more than they would like to.”