“My mother, my psychiatrist and an assortment of sedatives eventually convinced me I was delusional.”
“I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.”
“[My mother] believed we could each change the world, but what convinced me this was possible was music.”
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”
“Has it ever occurred to you that you might be delusional?'That's what the psychiatrist said, but I think he's wrong. There's an evil flying pizza out there, and it's got Brenda's name on it.”
“After a year of therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, "Maybe life isn't for everyone.”