“Today, I attended a friend's birthday party dressed as a ninja. I soon discovered that ninjas are very misunderstood.”
“I mean, we're ninjas.""Well maybe you're a ninja," I said"You're just a really loud, awkward ninja," Margo said, "but we are both ninjas.”
“Ninjas don't splash other ninjas," "The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all." I said.”
“Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?”
“I just Googled "Ninjas".It came back "Ninjas cannot be found."- Well played Ninjas... well played.”
“Okay," Claire finally said. "I admit, he has significant ninja qualities.""Booyah. I will summon the ninja. Oh, and take a lunch break while we burgle.""You’re going too?""Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?”