“Today, I attended a friend's birthday party dressed as a ninja. I soon discovered that ninjas are very misunderstood.”

“I have been so very, very fortunate in my life. I've met or been in contact with several of my childhood heroes. I've interacted with people all over this planet, and even though I couldn't possibly hope to remember all their names, I remember a photograph, a poem, a sound, a joke, kind words of encouragement. All is not lost.”

“The future begins today.”

“There are few things worse than mistaking an enemy for a friend.”

“I appreciated art, long before I could produce it.”

“I've been told, by various people, that I think too much. This is incorrect! The truth is that I deliberately challenge people to think more than they would like to.”

“I don't like zombie movies, they're just plain silly.”