“A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.”
“Let's make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here.”
“Monogamous musicians are like vegan hockey players.”
“All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.”
“Leon, no offense, but you don't exactly look like a hockey player.""I told 'em I was a goalie. That's where they put the guy who can't skate, right? Just like in baseball when they put the worst player at catcher.”
“The English play hockey in any weather. Thunder, lightening, plague of locusts...nothing can stop the hockey. Do not fight the hockey, for the hockey will win.”