“A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money”

“Ain't fit for man nor beast”

“I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.”

“Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.”

“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.”

“Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. ”

“Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it except you, Carlotta!”