“Here lies W.C.Fields. I'd rather be living in Philadelphia.”
“Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night”
“I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.”
“If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.”
“A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.”
“I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.”