“I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.”
“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
“It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.”
“Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.”
“If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.”
“You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.”