“All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia”
“Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night”
“I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.”
“If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.”
“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.”
“Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.”