“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.”
“I never hold a grudge. As soon as I get even with the son-of-a bitch, I forget it.”
“I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.”
“Never give a sucker an even break.”
“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
“Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.”