“I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.”
“I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.”
“I don't smoke, don't drink, don't fuck. At least i can fucking think.”
“If you try to breathe water, you will not turn into a fish, you will drown; but water is still good to drink.”
“This wise old whiskery fish swims up to three young fish and goes, 'Morning, boys, how's the water?' and swims away; and the three young fish watch him swim away and look at each other and go, 'What the fuck is water?' and swim away.”
“This is no time for drinking a mug of water - which you would do nowhere else in the world. A mug of water! You just don't drink water from mugs, do ya? Except on the telly. Water out of a mug! Should be a hot drink... mug of water.”