“I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.”

“I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.”

“I don’t drink water, because if water can erode rock, think what it can do to flesh.”

“If you try to breathe water, you will not turn into a fish, you will drown; but water is still good to drink.”

“When I was in Piazza di Spagna, in Rome, I watched (along with others) how many locals came to drink water from the fountain there. The people beside me said to each other "Oh my goodness, how disgusting, people just drink water from anywhere," while the whole time, I was thinking "Oh my goodness, how wonderful, people can drink water from anywhere." We can be in the exact same place, looking at the exact same thing, but see that thing in a completely different way. You can go around the world, and go to all the beautiful places, but never be happy, because happiness is something that you bring inside of you, it is not where you are or what you are looking at, but it is how you are and how you look at.”

“I said breathe. Not do a fish-out of-water imitation.”