“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
“Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.”
“I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.”
“Never give a sucker an even break.”
“Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.”
“I've never hit a woman in my life. Not even my own mother.”