“I've never hit a woman in my life. Not even my own mother.”

“Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.”

“If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.”

“Never give a sucker an even break.”

“I never hold a grudge. As soon as I get even with the son-of-a bitch, I forget it.”

“I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.”

“Marry an outdoors woman. That way, if you have to throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive.”