“Never give a sucker an even break.”
“Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, "You can't cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump!”
“A John is different from a sucker. When you're with a sucker you're on alert all the time. You give him nothing. A sucker is just to be taken but a John is different. You give him what he pays for. When you're with him you enjoy yourself and you want him to enjoy himself too.”
“Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.”
“You're not a sucker. You're just nice. You give people the benefit of the doubt.”
“Even the people who never frown eventually break down”