“Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.”
“There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.”
“...These things come to an end, like anything else. There's nothing worse than staying when there's nothing to stay for.”
“There are some people who like nothing better than a good, regular quarrel.”
“A man knows what he likes, so sex with some men is like sex with a mind reader, someone who knows exactly how you like it.”
“You are in a partnership with all other human beings, not a contest to be judged better than some and worse than others.”