“It’s funny to hear priests and nuns argue with each other.”
“Americans no longer talk to each other, they entertain each other. They do not exchange ideas, they exchange images. They do not argue with propositions; they argue with good looks, celebrities and commercials.”
“Funny thing about revenge. It could make a killer out of a nun.”
“...God's penis would still rank high among those vistas a priest and a nun could not comfortably share.”
“It's funny. Maria Elena and I, we are meant for each other and not meant for each other, it's a contradiction.”
“How funny we are, I thought, the way we dance about each other, each afraid of being hurt by the other.”