“Don't you miss the days when America was just MORALLY bankrupt?”
“Every author these days is an award-winning novelist. Why? Because they set up an award contest and they dub themselves the winner.”
“There was no question about it- the girl in the photograph was staggeringly beautiful. She was Miss Canal Zone, a runner-up in the Miss Universe Contest -- and in fact far more beautiful than the winner of the contests. Her beauty had frightened the judges.”
“If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one.”
“I miss you. No, not just miss you, my heart aches every day because you’re not there.”