“I knew I hated straight shots of anything except tequila. I was definitely a tequila girl.”
“And no one drank just one shot of tequila.”
“These girls probably use double negatives and watch "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila" with their babies instead of reading Eric Carle.”
“Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.”
“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.”
“Tequila! Would you not think fallen angels would be immune to it." "Fallen, hate that word! I prefer..misplaced”