“I blame my dad for my sweet tooth. His motto was 'Life is short; eat dessert first.' How can I argue with that?”
“Life is short. Eat dessert first. ”
“Life is short, have dessert first.”
“Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.”
“My motto is: If I didn’t do it first, I want to do it better. Boy, I sure hope none of my clones will have the same motto.”