“I had been in the ditch for 2 and a half min. I wondered if my friends missed me.”

“I had to face the fact that I had been using my gay friends as props. They were always supposed to be funny and entertain me and praise me and listen to my problems, and their life was supposed to be a secret that no one wanted to hear about. I wanted them to stay in the “half closet.”

“I'd been told that he had been created-literally created-just for me,as my "perfect other half." Let me tell you-if Dylan was my perfect other half, then i needed to give my first half a seriouis look-see.”

“Lies had deserted me, and I felt as lonely as though they had been my only friends.”

“My friend had sex with half of all the women in the city. I think he had sex with the lower half of all the women.”

“You missed World Hist.""Did you get notes for me?""No. I thought you were dead in a ditch.”