“My sweat smells like peanut-butter.”
“I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter.”
“Peanut butter is my frenemy.”
“I'd always hated any kind of peanut butter candy. Peanut butter, in my opinion, belonged in sandwiches and nowhere else.”
“I'm a child because I like peanut butter?”
“You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.”