“Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.”
“You can’t have a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant. ”
“We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.”
“The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor.”
“I have learned to use the world ‘impossible’ with the greatest caution.”
“I have learned to use the word 'impossible' with the greatest caution.”
“Basic research is what I’m doing when I don’t know what I am doing.”