“Love will get you through times of no sex better than sex will get you through times of no love.”
“Libraries will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no libraries.”
“Marriages go through hard times. Sometimes you have to get in there and fight for your love. That's the only way for it to get better.”
“A banjo will get you through times of no money, but money won't get you through times of no banjo”
“Love is just a system for getting someone to call you Darling after sex.”
“I like sex. Let’s get a group together. You know, for a better discount.”