“[The cats] scamper in front of my legs, causing me to fall and face plant into whatever furniture is closest. They especially like to play this game when I’m carrying piping hot coffee.”
“They played a game of dare - who could get closest to the flames?”
“The mercenary finished his coffee in a single gulp, It must have been piping hot, too. Boy, he was tough.”
“I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong...with a spoon in them.”
“Everything was neat, clean, and normal except for the three-legged cat sitting on the coffee table drinking out of a big ass coffee cup.”
“Hot coffee is like a warm-blooded man. They both give you the courage to face a new day.”