“A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.”
“Talk nonsense, but talk your own nonsense, and I'll kiss you for it. To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's.”
“The world, I sometimes think, is filled with someone liking someone who likes someone else who likes someone else.”
“When you get old you begin to understand that no one talks unless someone listens, and no one knows nuthin' less somebody else can understand.”
“Hip - Someone who knows the score. Someone who understands "jive talk." Someone who is "with it." The expression is not subject to definition because, if you don't "dig" what it means, no one can ever tell you.”
“I once had a professor who could condense an entire lecture into a can of frozen orange juice. Talk about hard to concentrate.”