“I will love you forever" swears the poet. I find this easy to swear too. "I will love you at 4:15 pm next Tuesday" - Is that still as easy?”
“When did swearing become so easy? You still would never swear in front of your parents or most adults, but when you're with your friends it's like every fifth word. Why couldn't learning Spanish be that easy?”
“I love you, Abby. I’m going to make you happy, I swear it.”
“I love you. I'll never leave you and I swear to you sweetheart that you will never be alone.”
“Here's the thing- I love you and I love her, but I swear to God I'll kick your ass if you hurt her.”
“I swear, there's nothing like saving a woman from death twice to make it easy to manipulate her.”