“I don't want to win a trip to fucking Sandals!”
“Self-preservation is a biological imperative even in the lowest of life forms, but annoyance is a trait exclusive to the most deviant.”
“I'm so bitter right now that if the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse showed up I'd give them directions.”
“The spirits of your dead ancestors are watching you masturbate.”
“Ayn Volk, Ayn Reich, Ayn Rand!”
“It comes and it goes, but mostly it goes.”