“Self-preservation is a biological imperative even in the lowest of life forms, but annoyance is a trait exclusive to the most deviant.”
“I'm so bitter right now that if the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse showed up I'd give them directions.”
“I might be lying, but that did happen.”
“The spirits of your dead ancestors are watching you masturbate.”
“I don't want to win a trip to fucking Sandals!”
“Ayn Volk, Ayn Reich, Ayn Rand!”