“I like being a woman, even in a man's world. After all, men can't wear dresses, but we can wear the pants.”
“The great news is I drive like a woman. The bad news is that it’s only when I’m wearing a dress.”
“There will be all these fifty-year-old women wearing hot pants and squeezing themselves into pretzel shapes and then there will be me. Just reaching for my toes like they're China. 'Hello there! You're so far away, I can't get to you! Can you even hear me?”
“I think all those rules are boring. About what people can and can't wear. Surely everyone should be able to wear whatever they like?”
“One should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.”
“Over the years I have learned that what is important in a dress is the woman who is wearing it.”