“I don't have pet peeves like some people. I have whole kennels of irritation.”
“I don't have pet peeves - I have major psychotic fucking hatreds.”
“I have so many pet peeves that I can’t even pet them all. And damn I wish they were furry.”
“Did I ever tell you my pet peeve?'No,' I said.People who dress up their pets to look like Little Lord Fauntleroys or cowboys, clowns, ballerinas. As if it's not enough just to be a dog or cat or turtle.”
“They treat me like some sort of pet cat but claws I have, and claws I will use”
“I have only got down on to paper, really, three types of people: the person I think I am, the people who irritate me, and the people I'd like to be.”