“You can’t has,' he whispered softly, 'not yours.”

“Remember what it was like on Christmas when you woke up before your parents, and had to sit there until they were ready, knowing that just a few rooms away there was something awesome waiting for you? For the next thirty minutes, I felt that way, while I waited for them to call me back up to the set.”

“I can't believe you said that about fire ants and thunderstorms! You are such a Houstonist!”

“Things every person should have:•A nemesis.•An evil twin.•A secret headquarters.•An escape hatch.•A partner in crime.•A secret identity.”

“When I was a kid, I wanted to be as good an actor as Patrick, as cool as Frakes, and as funny as Brent. From time to time, one of them would say something to me that made me feel like I'd taken a step in that direction, and it always meant the world to me. I loved it when Brent would joke around with me, because it made me feel like I was the peer I so desperately wanted to be, instead of the clueless teenager I knew I was.”

“I have found that the key to being happy — well, one of the keys, anyway — is to be easily amused,”

“Be honest.Be kind.Be honorable.Work hard.And always be awesome.”