“Stupid is a condition. Ignorance is a choice.”

“I ain't the kind o' person who turns up her nose at what's served her, just cause it ain't something else. I ate what the Almighty served me, and filled it up just fine. Eat what you're served, child, and season it any way you like. You do that and you'll get along all right.”

“One of the perils of a classical education, he often reflected, was a predilection for vocabulary of an obfuscating nature.”

“Be thankful that she knows your name and be careful never to forget hers.”

“In the age of information, ignorance is a choice.”

“When you got a condition, it's bad to forget your medicine.”

“The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.”