“A friend is like anything else. A dog, a plant. You ignore them and they tend to die on you.”

“Anything you can imagine is probably true. And the worst you can imagine is probably worth money.”

“Love is like a reptile, you cut off its tail and it grows another one." Kiss Me Judas”

“Which do you prefer, she says. Sex or Violence?I try to smile. What's the difference, really.”

“And my life went to pieces, like a love letter in the rain.”

“Sorrow is like the ocean and sometimes I wish my heart would stop. ”

“Multiple personalities. Don't freak out but I'm pretty sure I have them. Not a clinical thing, not a disease. But a distraction to be sure. There are maybe six or seven pretty concrete versions of myself knocking around in here and I mean it gets fucking crowded when everybody is drunk or talking at once.”