“All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it shows more on some people.”

“He had also learned that there is no use murdering people; there are always so many left, and if you tried to murder them all you would never get anything else done.”

“The pre-frontal region of the Peking man resembles that found in some parts of the Middle West.”

“Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.”

“Unfortunately, this world is full of people who are ready to think the worst when they see a man sneaking out of the wrong bedroom in the middle of the night.”

“There are 2,500 kinds of sponges, all of them consist largely of holes.”

“We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose.”