“As llamas have never heard of oxygen, they do not miss it.”

“Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.”

“We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose.”

“He had also learned that there is no use murdering people; there are always so many left, and if you tried to murder them all you would never get anything else done.”

“Intelligence is the capacity to know what we are doing and instinct is just instinct. The results are about the same.”

“Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.”

“Pike spawn in February, March, and April because they cannot wait until May.”