“As llamas have never heard of oxygen, they do not miss it.”

“She died in a fire. I miss her like you... If I was underwater, I wouldn't miss oxygen that much.”

“I'd never heard of a holy man named after a llama. I'd never heard of a great, gaping vagina. And I didn't know a thing about the black boomerang of karma. all I knew for sure was this: I had been plunked into a strange, perfumed world that, as far as I could tell, seemed to be run entirely by women.”

“Oxygen always stays around man, but man sometime breath without thinking about that. Oxygen never ignore man; It is the man who ignore oxygen.”

“Never forget that it is we New Yorkers and New Englanders who have the monopoly of whatever oxygen there is in the American continent.”

“There is nothin like a llama... well mabey an alpaca. But they'er kinda like trademarks of llamas...”