“Intelligence is the capacity to know what we are doing and instinct is just instinct. The results are about the same.”

“We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose.”

“As llamas have never heard of oxygen, they do not miss it.”

“Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.”

“Pike spawn in February, March, and April because they cannot wait until May.”

“Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.”

“Whales are silly once every two years. The young are called short-heads or baby blimps. Many whale romances begin in Baffin's bay and end in Procter and Gamble's factory, Staten Island.”