“The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp.”
“There is a delicate-looking plant native to North America called bleeding heart.”
“Say what you want about healthcare in America, but where else in the world can you get free antibiotics by just drinking the milk or eating the chicken”
“Escape Hatches - A Brief Consideration... North America. Pros: charming accent might attract general goodwill, free drinks. Cons: am frightened by the concept of Texas.”
“Drink the milk.”
“You know what I do to forget the past? I drink my own special concoction. I call it Milk of Amnesia.”