“The pre-frontal region of the Peking man resembles that found in some parts of the Middle West.”

“Unfortunately, this world is full of people who are ready to think the worst when they see a man sneaking out of the wrong bedroom in the middle of the night.”

“Infant wart hogs resemble both sides of the family.”

“All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it shows more on some people.”

“Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.”

“Pike spawn in February, March, and April because they cannot wait until May.”

“Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.”