“A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.”

“You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.”

“Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.”

“I never met a man that I didn't like.”

“I never met a man I didn't like.”

“A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. ”

“The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. ”