“Always drink upstream from the herd.”

“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.”

“Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.”

“The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.The one that's out always looks the best”

“What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.”

“Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on Earth.”

“So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.”