“An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.”

“My heart was an onion making me cry.”

“It's harder to make someone laugh than it is to make them cry.”

“An onion can make people cry, but an entertaining novel can make people cry and laugh, and smile, and relax.” by David Bishop.“If fast food restaurants sold men, he would be the ninety-nine-cent special.” Maddie Richards in The Beholder.“Money is something about which one can be more principled after they have an adequate supply.” Matt Kile in Who Murdered Garson Talmadge.“I have always had trouble recorking an opened curiosity.” Matt Kile in Who Murdered Garson Talmadge.”

“It's much easier to write a solemn book than a funny book. It's harder to make people laugh than it is to make them cry. People are always on the verge of tears.”

“Like handling an onion, peeling off the "husk" of our lives, sometimes makes us cry.”