“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”

“We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.”

“Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth. ”

“Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.”

“What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.”

“Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on Earth.”

“So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.”