“Get all the good laughs you can.”

“It's a good thing the American people aren't getting all the government they're paying for.”

“It takes a lifetime to build a good reputation, but you can lose it in a minute.”

“An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.”

“Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're actually paying for.”

“ Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there”

“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”