“I joked about every prominent man in my lifetime, but I never met one I didn't like.”
“I never met a man that I didn't like.”
“I never met a man I didn't like.”
“I never met a person that I did not want to like”
“I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.”
“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”