“I never met a man that I didn't like.”
“I never met a man I didn't like.”
“I joked about every prominent man in my lifetime, but I never met one I didn't like.”
“I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.”
“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”