“If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?”

“The difference between death and taxes is death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.”

“The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.”

“If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.”

“It's not what we don't know that hurts. It's what we know that ain't so.”

“The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem.”

“Things ain't what they used to be and probably never was.”